Pat McAfee. To me, this man is one of the most honest and entertaining human beings in the entire world. He is a reason to watch ESPN every day, because he doesn’t fit the “corporate mold” that we’ve grown to hate on the station over the past number of years. The man speaks his mind, and he provides us with a program that us normal sports fans can all relate to.

But this past Monday, on the most recent edition of WWE’s flagship show “Monday Night Raw,” former good-guy (turned scumbag) Kofi Kingston disrespected the punter-turned-commentator with one of the most OUTRAGEOUS MOVES that a human can make. He spiked Pat’s coffee INTO THE GROUND!

THAT’S MY COFFEE

WHY DID YOU DO THAT @TrueKofi #WWERaw #RawOnNetflix pic.twitter.com/C1P6iKhMTv

— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) March 11, 2025

This absolute CATASTROPHE transpired a bit later in Monday’s show, during the Tornado-Tag Match that saw Rey Mysterio and Dragon Lee face off against The New Day (Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston). Sure, it wasn’t the greatest bout on the card, which saw a “masked man” ambush the ring and attack Rey Mysterio. But in the end; the bad guys would end up taking the win, with The New Day vanquishing the LWO.

It was a rough go-of-it for the good guys involved in this match, but one thing is for certain……I need to see some “coffee-related” revenge on next week’s episode, when Monday Night Raw goes LIVE from Brussels, Belgium. I need McAfee (and even Kevin McCallister, if he can make the trip) to ruin whatever match/segment that Kofi and Xavier have planned across the pond. I don’t care if it’s a string across the ring that trips them, or a bag of feathers that gets shot at them unexpectedly; this atrocity can NOT STAND.

I mean GOOD GOD; you don’t mess with a man’s coffee like that. The former Jamaican superstar, who hocked cereals and fake unicorn horns more than any other superstar in WWE history, needs to be slapped silly for what he did. Let’s make it happen, Pat!

But in the end, as always……what do I know? I’m just a guy from the Midwest, with a beer and a laptop, trying to make sense of this world.